dysphoric
  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • woman: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • woman: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • woman:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • woman:
  • society:
  • woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • woman:
  • society: what third option?
  • woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”


dameferre:

orestesblasting-pyladesfunk:

i realise this AU has been done to death but all i care about is courferre soulmate tattoos


adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

What if Bryan gets Bowie to be Dolarhyde?

mean-cannibals:

what if bryan fuller replaced everyone with david bowie for an episode with zero explanation.  david bowie as alana bloom.  david bowie as kade purnell.  david bowie as all eight of will’s dogs.  all bowie, all the time.


asked by Anonymous
amuseoffyre:


bitchesaloud:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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(Source: meidosuji)


fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh)


This blogger will continue to support Supernatural in it’s 10th season.

(Source: imperfectcas)


oswins-doctor:

suluisms:

For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener

oswins-doctor:

suluisms:

For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener

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(Source: distancefromhappiness)

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

(Source: icachondeo)

spnislovespnislife:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

manigotacrappyau:

sabiiisnotonfire:

awkward-fallen-angel:

deanisanactualprincess:

NOPE

Thank god they keep hinting S10 isnt the last season





*sighs* It never stops to amaze me how many masochists there are in this fandom. 

The feelings I am feeling are not ok right now.

spnislovespnislife:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

manigotacrappyau:

sabiiisnotonfire:

awkward-fallen-angel:

deanisanactualprincess:

NOPE

Thank god they keep hinting S10 isnt the last season

*sighs* It never stops to amaze me how many masochists there are in this fandom. 

The feelings I am feeling are not ok right now.

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing