• teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
  • me: the bourgeois
  • teacher: what
  • me: what
  • karl marx: nice
  • spookyloop:

    joeshmo:

    Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

    That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.

    deathbymorning:

    eggsnogging:

    in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

    did you get an A

    fallohmeintothedark:

    if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

    sideb00b:

PARKOUR

    sideb00b:

    PARKOUR

    theodorepython:

rameninblack:

something is seriously wrong with these icons like
the designs make 0 sense they are not indicative of their function (with the exception of text, link and video) 
the icons for link and chat are virtually identical 
the icon for text is noticeably smaller looking and feels off-centered compared to the other icons
did tumblr do this as a joke? did someone make a mistake? i’m genuinely curious because these icons are incredibly ineffective and poorly designed

They changed them back in less than 10 minutes but please let this post live forever as a testament to the staff’s poor decision.

    theodorepython:

    rameninblack:

    something is seriously wrong with these icons like

    the designs make 0 sense they are not indicative of their function (with the exception of text, link and video) 

    the icons for link and chat are virtually identical 

    the icon for text is noticeably smaller looking and feels off-centered compared to the other icons

    did tumblr do this as a joke? did someone make a mistake? i’m genuinely curious because these icons are incredibly ineffective and poorly designed

    They changed them back in less than 10 minutes but please let this post live forever as a testament to the staff’s poor decision.

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    drinkbloodlikewine:

    THAT LITTLE MOUTH TOUCH

    386
    fetchthebattleaxe:

Whoa slow down.I don’t like to plan for things more than 10 years in my future.

    fetchthebattleaxe:

    Whoa slow down.
    I don’t like to plan for things more than 10 years in my future.

    don56:

    Original “Star Wars” lobby card set

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    momentary-lapse-of-roger:

Is it bad that we all know exactly what song they’re talking about…?

    momentary-lapse-of-roger:

    Is it bad that we all know exactly what song they’re talking about…?

    miki-quinn:

    plus sized models are JUST as unrealistic as skinny models.

    They have been elongated, their cellulite has been brushed out, waists pinched and hips widened and rounded.

    It makes us think “I’m not even plus sized pretty” when NO-ONE IS.

    They aren’t being forward thinking.

    They aren’t embracing body positivity

    They’ve just creating another unrealistic standard for women to hate themselves for.